Good Music and Alcohol complement each other perfectly. Throw in an occasion to celebrate and you have a great party going. Sour moods cheer up, the cross ones make up, all goes. You can speak your mind and heart and its all in good spirit. Then come the class clown acts.

I asked him to tell me a joke. And this is how it went

Why does he always hold peoples hand when he talks to them?
Ans: So they dont leave in the middle of the conversation !

*What The @#$%??*

Anyways I thoughht we were all done and we got pulled over by a cop.
After the driver license etc etc... "Sir, you were doing 90 on a 65 zone and were swerving in your lane. How much did you have to drink tonight ?"

He decides to do the test on the Interstate. I could hear him counting ... 1001,1002,,, loud enough for everyone passing us to hear !

Officer : Do you know where you are right now ?
He : yes i do.
Officer : Where ?
He : 5-South

Thats when i shut my ears and eyes and started praying real hard. We were heading north and heading home.

We were let off with a warning and no ticket !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucky days.